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Friday, 13 February 2015

Ears and Tails

Summary: For every story, there are several inbetween stories. Your favourite autodogs and kittycons come to share their own adventures in this collection! Tie-in to With Perfect Abandonment; ratings to vary. Includes Mech/Mech, incest, Spike n' Valve, and Mpreg.
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Chapter 42: Lockdown and Swindle I



Title: Lockdown and Swindle I
Rating: M


“Finally got rid of that brat, huh?”

Swindle turned slowly in his office chair, scowling at the mech strutting through the door. Lockdown though seemed immune to the smaller kittycon's sour expression. “I don't remember giving you a key,” the entrepreneur grumbled, shaking his helm, turning back to his laptop. “If I find out you've busted my lock again, I'm making you pay for it, aft.”

The tiger chuckled, stalking up behind the other mech. His one servo slid around the back of the chair; fingers tickling under the devon rex's chin before brushing down his neck cables and into his shirt. “I didn't break anything.... just stole a copy of your key, that's all,” he purred, optics narrowed lustfully as Swindle tried to hold back a moan, squirming slightly when Lockdown became more brazen in his molestations.

“Now.... How 'bout we celebrate your 'lack of kid', babe?”

The smaller kittycon opened his mouth to stubbornly protest but only squeaked as his chair was suddenly spun around, a hard mouth slamming against his own. Any complaints after that were just as quickly subdued and forgotten.

xxXxXxx

When it came to celebrations, Swindle preferred to kick back, relax; maybe crack open up a bottle of vintage grade and hack through some files for hilarious dirt on the most recent spotlight star or politician. Unfortunately, whenever Lockdown was around (and somehow, the fragger had a key to every place that the devon rex owned), such activities were denied to him.

The mooching tiger's idea of a good time was a few bottles of the cheapest slag you could buy, a trashy dive song and then several romps in the berth... or on the couch.... sometimes his desk or kitchen counter tops.... Lockdown hardly seemed concerned with the time or place that he wanted to frag, nor did he understand that a 'party' typically only lasted for twenty-four cycles. Tops.

Groaning slightly, Swindle tried to roll out of berth, but a sharp hook around his waist kept him from going anywhere. Rubbing his aching helm (curse that lazy aft for shoving piss-poor grade down his throat), the kittycon turned his helm to look behind him; glaring at the unconscious mech.

“Stupid....,” Swindle grumbled, numb servos trying to carefully pull the hook out from his hip seams, “....Told you time and time 'gain.... take this stupid claw off.... not want in my berth.....”

He felt Lockdown shift -the only warning he had- before the devon rex was shoved back into the sheets face-first, a sly glossa lapping slowly along a flattened ear.

“Where ya think you're going.... doll?,” a low rumble came.

“L-lockdown! You horny idiot!,” Swindle yelped, wriggling, feeling the cold metal of the hook trail down his thigh, slipping up and in between his spread legs. He whimpered at the cool touch, his circuits warming immediately. “Sl-slaggit! I have work Lockdown- places to be, showers to take and slag! You can't keep hanging around i-in my berth, looking for f-frags!!”

Lockdown pressed his mouth to the smaller mech's neck cables, sucking hard as he moved; hips and spike grinding slowly against the entrepreneur's aft. “No way babe,” he purred, grinning. “'Sides.... you love it.”

Swindle cursed, trying to squirm away still, but he was good and trapped. Servos twisting into his sheets, the tan kittycon swallowed back a moan as he was dragged closer to the tiger's frame and held there tightly. “G....g-gonna s-scrap you l....l-later,” he mumbled in weak threat.

“Mmm.... Maybe ya can do something after we've filled that greasy trap of yours,” came the low chuckle.

xxXxXxx

“....why do I even have to be here?”

Onslaught scowled, shoving his son into the living room. “Because it's my wife and your new siblings,” he growled lightly. “Now, sit. He'll be down shortly and I expect you to be nice.”

Swindle merely frowned back at his sire, sitting on the couch when directed to. “Can't believe I just can't give my gift and leave....,” he grumbled to himself as Onslaught turned to leave the living room. “....I've got work. But no, no one in this family can seem to understand that! Primus, I'd have to move around the globe and even then-”

Swindle glanced to the armchair, suppressing a shiver as he saw green claws curl around the edge of the seat languidly.

“I can see you, psycho....,” he hissed, ears flattening slightly. Great. Just great.... Vortex was here as well. Sure enough, at his words, the lynx peeked over Onslaught's armchair, red visor glowing gleefully.

“Hello baby brother,” he cooed, leaning against the back of the chair, “Did Daddy-o bring you home for the blessings?”

Swindle glared. “He threatened to burn down my office if I didn't.”

Vortex cackled loudly at that, leaping over the chair and slinking towards the couch. Swindle quickly drew his legs up onto the cushion, grabbing the pistol strapped under his shirt. Hearing the slight clink of metal, the taller kittycon stopped, canting his helm to the side as he grinned insanely at the devon rex.

“Now, now,” he purred, chuckles escaping him, “There's no need to get your toys. I was only curious about your scent....” The lynx made a show of sniffing the air. “It's much.... different, than usual.”

“Wonderful,” Swindle snapped. “Do us all a favour and go be creepy somewhere else. I can't believe you're even still here.”

Vortex shrugged, sitting back on his haunches. The sight barely made the smaller mech feel less anxious. “Consider it my alternate form of house arrest,” he replied. “Not that I can complain really. There are some... perks.... to it, after all.”

Swindle scoffed in disgust.

“Vortex.....,” Onslaught growled as he came back into the room, “I thought I told you to clean the armoury, soldier. Take your greasy servos and that dumb-aft grin of yours and march. Before I lock you in the basement with Brawl.”

The grey kittycon's grin faltered a bit, but he rose all the same, blowing over-exaggerated kisses to Swindle as he left. “Frag you later, baby bro,” he purred.

Making a face, Onslaught tried to shake off his agitation, turning just in time to help the young autodog down the stairs. Looking a little tired, but happy, Skydive gladly accepted the serval's servos, carrying both sparkling into the living room. Catching a quick glare from his sire, Swindle straightened up in his seat; pulling his fingers away from his gun.

“Hello,” the autodog greeted warmly, his tone soft as he was gently guided into Onslaught's armchair. “You must be Swindle. Your dad talks about you a lot.”

“Only good things I hope,” Swindle politely replied, rising to his pedes.

Skydive chuckled. “Nothing bad, I can assure you. He speaks highly of you; he's very proud, even if he won't admit it.” Onslaught glanced away, blushing, refusing to look at either mech.

Shuttering his optics slowly, the devon rex turned his helm to the blue mech (obviously younger than him) who smiled up at him brightly. Nothing forced either. Curious. He supposed the shih tzu was at least deserving of some respect, Swindle mused. “So.....,” the entrepreneur started uncertainly, “These must be the sparklings, huh?”

Swindle walked forwards, looking over the bornlings quickly. One was golden yellow with splashes of mauve, while the other was almost completely black. Both bore distinguishing marks similar to their creators.

“Yes,” Skydive smiled broader still, “This one is Motormaster, and this is his sister, Dragstrip.”

At the mention of her name, the golden one slowly onlined her optics, staring silently up at Swindle with her deep, red optics. The devon rex couldn't help the little smirk that grew; he could see an intelligence inside this one. Almost conniving. She could grow up to be a useful asset.

The black one.... well, judging by the smell, he'd just crapped himself. Tiny face scrunching up in discomfort, Motormaster riled up for a vicious round of screaming, and Swindle decided it was a good time to split.

“Listen, I hate to just run,” he said. He ignored Onslaught's glare at the poor excuse, “But I've got people to meet and business to take care of. I've got a gift though.” The merchant grabbed the gift bag out of his suitcase, holding it out for the serval to take.

“O-oh my! Y-you didn't have to do that!,” Skydive protested, flabbergasted at the present. “I m-mean-”

“Don't worry about it,” Swindle interrupted, gathering his things. “It's just a teddy each for the twins. Not much.”

“O-oh, well.... Thank you,” the autodog said, beaming at the devon rex. “Truly, thank you. Please come by whenever you'd like; to see the twins or even your dad. This is your home after all, and the doors are always open to you.”

For once, Swindle didn't know what to say. Shaking off his stupor, the kittycon awkwardly nodded back, before actually waving goodbye to Onslaught as he left.

xxXxXxx

Swindle sighed, cupping the phone to his ear as he grabbed several boxes out of a grocery bag he'd carelessly tossed onto an empty chair, alongside a jar of pickled cabling. Taking care not to get the cord tangled up in anything, the kittycon circled around the desk, setting the jar on the table top first before dropping into his seat freely.

“Listen, I understand that you're under pressure, but getting good dirt is not something that can be rushed. I promised you that finding Senator Decimus' dirty laundry would be done, and I assure you, it will be done,” he said, doing his best not to groan. “You just-”

The devon rex paused as the mech on the other end grumbled loudly in his ear, rolling his optical sensors.

“Yes, yes, I understand that, sir. But, we are talking about probably the only Senator yet without an outward, corrupt history,” he continued, “But I can assure you, Mr. Proteus, that there is something about Decimus that will appeal the people toward you more. He is after all, a Senator, and nothing is private when you work for the public.”

His office door opened and outright groaning this time, Swindle ripped open the first box of chocolates as he cut off his client's praises and threats. “Right, yes, well, sorry to end this riveting conversation short, sir, but it seems as if my father has just walked in. We'll be in contact soon; goodbye.”

Hanging up the phone, Swindle opened his laptop, tapping away at the keys with one servo, as he grabbed a few chocolates with the other. “Do I need to hire some guards or something to keep unwanted visitors like yourself out?,” he grumbled, not even bothering to look up at the serval.

Onslaught snorted, sitting down in one of the available chairs. “You know very well there's no one you could hire to keep me out.”

Pouting -no, scowling- Swindle refrained from commenting on that sarcastic remark. Grunting softly, the devon rex turned back to his laptop; popping several sweets into his mouth as he blindly felt for the pickle jar.

“What?,” Onslaught frowned, “You care so little about your old man that you won't even ask why I'm here?”

“Yep,” came the quick reply.

The older mech bared his fangs, trying to hold back a growl. Leaning forward, he smacked a brown lunch bag onto the desk, disrupting his son's work. Narrowed, annoyed purple optics slid up toward him.

“Skydive thought you'd like something to eat. He kindly prepared you a lunch, along with everyone else. Asked for me to bring it to you.”

“Mhmm....” Swindle hummed, not even paying attention. He grabbed a pickled cabling, mindlessly munching on it as he fixed his computer. Another chocolate followed before he'd even finished with his first cable. Onslaught watched him studiously, an optic ridge raised in disbelief.

“Since when have you eaten pickled cabling? Let alone with chocolate,” the serval asked.

“Since when have you cared?,” Swindle shot back. “Listen, I have work to do, unlike some people and I would really like it if you just left. I can do without the whole 'father-son' talk thing or you commenting on how my choice of career fell short of your expectations. In fact-”

Swindle reached over across the desk to grab another pickled cable, but only ended up knocking the jar over. He fumbled to catch it, missing, and ended up with shattered glass all over his office floor; pickle juice seeping into the rug with its rancid scent. Cursing, the entrepreneur got down on his knees and started to pick the broken shards up.

“You shouldn't do that,” Onslaught said quietly from his seat. “You might cut yourself.”

Glaring at him quickly, the smaller mech continued with his task. “Well you know what, it's got to be done. Otherwise, I'm going to have a pickle-smelling office and my clients are going to flee in embarrassment. It's not like the cleaning staff is coming in until- ouch!”

Onslaught snorted, again. “Told you so.”

Swindle quickly grabbed the rest of the glass and threw them haphazardly into the trash bin, grabbing the tissue box of his desk and pressing a wad of them to the cut on his servo. “Shut up,” he snarled, “Don't act so high and mighty just because you guessed what might have happened. Primus -why don't you just get out already so I can get back to doing something actually constructive?”

His sire scowled at the words and opened his mouth to retaliate, but Swindle wasn't finished yet.

“You know what, maybe if you stayed home more often, your first wife wouldn't have left you!”

Cold, dead silence filled the room. Cringing slightly, Swindle turned his helm away from Onslaught; almost remorseful about what he had just said. That had been low.... even for his standards. The serval himself was unresponsive. He sat there, a big, powerful stone -riddled with cracks and dents, once more silently taking on the brunt of the world. Swindle couldn't deal with that.

“Just..... just go already.....,” he mumbled weakly, throwing his bloody tissue at his sire. “....I have things I need to get done....”

Turning away to avoid looking at his sire directly, Swindle saw in the glass' dark reflection as Onslaught slowly rose to his pedes. It seemed to take an eternity before the older mech actually left, and even when he did, the icy chill still remained for cycles after.

xxXxXxx

Mechs and femmes walked through the smoky haze, disturbing the dust and causing the flickering lights to become even more spotted. Narrow optics roaming the crowds, the lanky mech leaned farther into his dark corners; lifting his bottle to his lip components. Three tables over, two strangers were swapping something under the table for a roll of credits -no doubt drugs of some sort- while a gang of drunks tried to corner two, grungy-looking femmes near the washrooms. The muted chaos and crime developing around him were old comforts to the watcher, even as juvenile as they were.

Now if there was only gonna be a brawl to wrap everything up nicely....

“Hey handsome,” an old femme crooned, turning into his corner. She raised one arm above her helm, leaning against the wall in what was supposed to be a seductive pose, but only ended up looking more ridiculous, considering the way she had to use the wall so as to keep her over-charged self upright. “Need a little company?”

The tiger smirked, striped tail flicking at his side. “Nope,” he replied, finishing his beer. “Just enjoying the show.”

“But for a little extra charge-” The femme stumbled as she tried to step forward, crashing right in front of the mech's pedes. Grunting, the tiger rose to his pedes, stepping over the smaller kittycon as she purged all over the floor next.

Honestly, he didn't know why these poor fools bothered. He might not care about who he fragged, but he wasn't going to pick one of the flea-bitten strays that wandered into this dump of a joint. Places like this were only good for business and-

The tiger stopped, staring down at the slightly shorter mech bold enough to block his path to the door. “....what?,” he asked, trying to hold back his annoyance. There was a perk, tan aft he wanted to go bang, and this kittycon was only delaying him.

The serval only stared him down silently. “.....Lockdown, correct?”

Now he was on edge. “Yea, maybe,” Lockdown growled, “Whose askin'?”

The shorter kittycon's mouth split in a fore-boding grin, just before his fist came flying for the thug's stomach plating. The tiger tried to counter quickly, but the stranger got him with another punch from his blind-side, catching him in the side of the helm. Processor whirling from the unexpected force, Lockdown tried to swipe desperately at the serval with his hook but crashed to the floor instead. A pede to the chestplates knocked the rest of the air of out him, dragging him into unconsciousness as well.

Ignoring the few glares sent his way, the older mech reached down and grabbed the thug; draping him under his arm as he shuffled towards the door.

xxXxXxx

“Urgh.....”

“....great. You're finally awake....”

Lockdown lifted his aching helm at the familiar vocalizer, squinting blearily across the room at Swindle. The usually cocky kittycon was sitting on the couch, laid back and arms crossed sullenly, with his stomach plating rounding a bit over his knees. Confused, and just a little more than indignant, the tiger tried to sit up. That option was obviously crossed off the list when he realized he was bound to a chair -and tightly.

“What the frag is going on here?,” he snarled, glaring at the smaller mech.

“Ah,” spoke a new voice, the blue and green kittycon from the bar striding into the room, “He's awake. Good.”

“You-!”

Swindle vented exasperatedly, rolling his optical sensors. “Yeah, good job, dad,” the devon rex said snidely. “It's amazing that he didn't end up in a coma.”

“I didn't hit him that hard. Restraint- it's something that you learn in the-”

“W-wait.... What the slag?!,” Lockdown shouted, looking at both kittycons. “You know each other?” He turned his glare to Swindle once more. “What the frag is it that you're trying to do here, huh Swindle? What, you rat out to your pimp or something that I've been fragging you without charge?”

Swindle's optics flared angrily, but before he could even curse the tiger back, Onslaught was grabbing the back of the taller mech's helm in his crushing grasp; dragging him, chair and all, across the room to the entrepreneur. Swindle made to move, but he could barely sit up straight before Lockdown was being held right before him. The thug stopped his struggling immediately, his shell-shocked expression fixed on the other's abdomen and the swollen stomach plating he could see just starting to form.

“....WHAT THE FRAG IS THAT?!”

“THAT'S WHAT I COULD ASK YOU!,” Swindle shouted back.

Lockdown glared at him. “Don't you dare blame me for getting knocked up! You shouldn't even BE pregnant!”

“And I wouldn't be if someone hadn't lied about being STERILE!!” He kicked the tiger. “You AFT! This is all your fault!”

“No fragging way! You're just an easy lay! That pit spawn's not mine -you can't prove it!!”

Dark chuckling came from behind him, and Lockdown was reminded once more of the twisted kittycon that had brought him here in the first place. Thrown across the room, the thug bounced and crashed in his bonds, ending up on his backstruts; tail partially crushed under one of the chair legs. Hissing, he onlined his optics just in time to see the serval leaning over him, one pede resting on the chair's seat, scratching his chin with a pistol.

“Well, you see princess,” Onslaught smirked, “While you were sleeping, I took the liberty of testing your CNA to my son's and the bornling's, and guess what -you're a match!”

Lockdown shuttered his optics rapidly in surprise, before fixing an anxious scowl to his face. “Y....you can't make me stay. You have no right!”

From the couch, Swindle sighed, propping his chin on his servo. “Good luck trying to run away, idiot. My dad's a government-paid mercenary. Ex-veteran of the war. He's got connections everywhere..... Oh, and my brothers are in the business as well.” He scratched an ear casually. “Why do you think I've never associated with them? Bunch of nutjobs.....”

“....S-So get an abortion!! I don't want no kid!”

“It's too late for that, moron!,” Swindle yelled back. “I'm already five months along -no thanks to your 'honesty'!! How do you think this affects me?!”

Amazingly, Lockdown seemed to pale further despite his already white complexion. Letting the two finish their bout of yelling, Onslaught leaned towards the tiger; grinning with a mouthful of sharp fangs, optics lit in mad glee. “Now that that's settled.....,” he started lowly, a sinister purr seeping into his words. “Congratulations. You knocked up my son. Welcome to the family.”

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