School's starting for 1 strange hanyou girl. Come see who she's put on the rollcall. Crossover:Inuyasha,Kh2,Naruto,FMA,n O.C. Yaoi,yuri,incest n straight couples. {Discontinued}
Chapter 2: First Day Madness
It was quiet in the morning, as the dark-haired girl sat at her large desk, fingers shuffling through a stack of paper. In the silence of the office, a grandfather clock posted on the left wall tocked away the seconds, breaking out into a guttural chime that echoed soundly. Cat ears topped on the raven hair twitched, and the female ran her fingers through her hair in response. The silencing of the clock back to quiet didn't distract the concentrating woman.
Working a few moments longer, her pen scratching across paper filling the absence, the hanyou suddenly placed her papers aside and reached for another stack. At that moment, the door opened and Yonaka looked up from her work. Shadow gave a two-fingered salute, shutting the door behind her as she made her way to the desk. "Good morning," Yonaka greeted, taking the cup offered to her.
Shadow shifted the papers around before sitting on the desk. "You're up pretty early," the ghost-like female stated, drinking from her own cup. The cat hanyou smiled at her friend, turning to gaze into her cup, swirling the liquid.
"Coke?," Yonaka questioned, sipping at the bubbly soda.
Shadow nodded. "I know you don't like coffee and you'll need something to wake you up." This was responded with a yawn, a blush of embarrassment crossing the cat girl's cheeks. "Like I said," Shadow repeated, rolling her eyes. "You'll need something to wake you up."
Yonaka chuckled good-heartedly, putting her cup down and once again going through the papers scattered across her desk. The other female just looked on in silence, eyes watching as the pen was picked up and began to scratch against the paper. Minutes passed before paper and pen were placed on the desk, the feline hanyou turning in her seat to face the shadow girl. "Sorry for making you wait. These papers needed to be read and signed for the staff."
Shadow nodded her head and stood up, grabbing the extra cup and heading to the door, the other female getting to her feet also. "Breakfast?," Shadow asked.
The long-haired raven's stomach decided at that moment to growl, coaxing the taller female to raise her eyebrow. "Hehe... I guess so," Yonaka laughed. Shadow snorted and held the door open for the second girl, the two walking toward the cafeteria.
"You and your stomach," Shadow said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
The cafeteria was a bustle of early morning commotion, half-asleep people shuffling about, getting food and sitting at the many rectangular tables. After an eventful getting in line to get breakfast and discovering it was Sephiroth dishing scrambled eggs onto his plate, Sora was thankfully relaxing on one of the cafe's blue chairs. Wiping sleep from his eyes, the keyblade-wielder poked at his bacon, opening his mouth and putting some of the breakfast food in.
A few tables down, blue eyes landed on his blonde look alike, surrounded by the other members of Organization 13. Watching as Roxas interacted with the fiery red-headed Axel, in a way that could only indicate them as best friends, made the spiky brunette depressed. 'Riku... where are you?'
"That thick-eyebrowed, green leotard-wearing freak tried to feed me bacon and eggs. Look at me, I'm a duck! I don't eat meat and eggs! Those are my brethren!" Donald's angry voice brought the brown-haired youth out of his reverie.
Sora smiled brightly as his two friends sat down at the table across from him. "Morning Goofy, Donald," the teen greeted. The other two said hello in return, digging into their meal. Needing something to do, the brunette pulled his schedule out of his notebook, smoothing out the folds. "Hey, let's compare schedules," Sora suggested, his breakfst forgotten. Goofy and Donald moved to pull out their own schedule when a voice suddenly rung out across the cafeteria.
"Sora!"
The spiky brown-haired male turned around in his seat, only to be knocked out of his seat by a reddish-brown blur. Occupants at the nearest tables flinched as they heard the keyblade-wielder's head thwack on the floor. "Oww...," Sora groaned, hands cradling his aching skull.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Sora. I finally get to see you and the first thing I do is hurt you," came the gentle voice.
Small hands helped the boy to his feet, blue eyes snapping open in surprise. "Kairi!?" The red-brown-haired girl smiled up at the brunette. "Kairi!," Sora cried again in excited disbelief, hugging the girl suddenly. "Kairi, I'm glad you're okay!"
Kairi chuckled and hugged the boy back. "I'm glad that you're alright too, Sora. I was really worried when you left me behind again."
The blue-eyed teen pulled away from the female, sitting back down in his chair. "I'm sorry Kairi. I haven't found Riku yet," the male whispered, smiling wistfully. Donald and Goofy looked at each other sadly, not knowing what to say. Kairi slunk into the seat beside the brunette, taking his hand into her own.
"It's okay, Sora. We'll find him, I know we can," she reassured.
"Yes. He's closer than you think," spoke a voice behind the friends.
Sora turned around and gazed at the pale-blonde girl, the second female smiling at him warmly. "Huh? Who are you?"
"Oh, I'm sorry Sora." Kairi got up out of her seat and went to the strange girl's side. "This is Namine. You know how Roxas is like your counter-part, right? Your Nobody? Well, Namine is my Nobody."
Sora nodded his head at the light-headed girl before a look of confusion crossed his features. "That's what I don't get...," the brunette whispered, eyes turned down. "How is it that someone who was supposed to be inside me is now walking around? I thought we could never be our own individuals." The keyblade-wielder looked up, painfully puzzled eyes gazing at his friends. "I don't get anything that's happening," he confessed.
The Nobody female placed her hands on the boy's shoulders, and reached for his schedule. "Don't worry about it. Things make sense with time... for now, let's see what classes we have."
The tension disappeared quickly, Kairi peering over Namine's shoulder as she whipped out her own schedule. "Alright," she exclaimed. "We've got gym together!"
"We've all got gym together," Goofy pointed out, comparing schedules.
"Hmm... I wonder why that is," the red-head pondered, placing a finger on her lip thoughtfully. The sudden ring of the bell shocked the masses, before the students with more early-morning common sense got to their feet, shuffling out the doors. Others followed their example, heading for their first period class.
Kakashi watched warily as his class began to stride in, the first few students choosing their seats out of the rows of single desks. When all the seats but one had been filled, the grey-haired jounin grinned broadly through his mask as the class. "Morning class, and welcome to Sex Ed!" Some of the students edged their desks away, while others just looked on confused or glared. Chuckling, the scarecrow picked up his packet of papers on his desk, sitting on the edge of the furniture and looking at his class. "So... our Principal asked that I discuss a few things with you. First, being that after dinner today there'll be a weapons collecting. Everybody's to report to the cafeteria after you return to your rooms to hand in your weapons," Kakashi said, reading off the page. "This is to ensure you don't kill yourselves. I'm sure some of you have already realized that you're having difficulty killing your enemies, right?" Some of the heads actually nodded in response. "Yeah...," Kakashi drawled. "That's something the principal's fixed. Again... so you won't kill each other."
The silver-haired man was cut off by the door opening, Sesshomaru striding in. His amber eyes cast about the room, ignoring his brother's growl and instead focusing on the little girl sitting at one of the desks in the front row. "Sesshomaru-sama," Rin piped, getting up. The demon remained silent, turning narrowed eyes to the jounin, letting the girl cling to his side.
"I guess you'll be excusing her from this class, Sesshomaru-san," Kakashi said, returning the older male's gaze. Sesshomaru said nothing, took Rin by the hand and left the classroom. Kakashi just stared at the closed door, scratching his head before turning his attentions back to the class.
"Kakashi-sensei, you're so weird," came the voice of one Ino Yamanako, the blonde girl plastered to Sasuke's side.
The teacher shrugged, shuffling the papers around. "Whatever. Okay then, let's do attendance," he said, locating the right sheet. "Raise your hand when I call your name. Demyx, Envy, Kagome, Neji, Inuyasha, Kairi, Kakuzu, Kouga. Pain, Rin, Sasori, Temari, TenTen, Sasuke, Naruto..." No hand raised at that name. Kakashi rolled his one visible eye and continued to read the attendance. "Xemnas, Ino and Zexion. Alright then, class, today we'll-"
The classroom door was slammed open, an orange blur speeding into the room before halting in front of the teacher's desk. "Ha...ha...e-eh? Kakashi-sensei?! You're here!?" Uzumaki stared dumbfounded at the grey-haired teacher, slightly bent still as he worked to catch his breath.
"Yep!," the jounin chirped. "And you're late."
Naruto straightened up, pointing an finger accusingly at the man. "I'm not late. You're just early. And you're never early!"
Kakashi shrugged. "Well," the grey-haired male said. "Principal's rules. And now you get a detention!"
The blonde cringed and got on his knees, pleading with fear in his eyes. "Please, Kakashi-sensei, please! I don't want to be alone with that pedophile, please! I'll take anything else: D-ranked missions, no ramen for a week, wear a dress... Anything but detention!" Kakashi opened his mouth to reply when a snort echoed across the room.
"Dobe...you're such a retard." Naruto jumped back on his feet, glaring down the raven.
"Shut up, you bastard! Just because that molester wants your body personally, doesn't mean he won't take what he can get his hands on!" Inuyasha and his classmates paled, the hanyou shrinking in his seat. That weird ass kid being his roommate was bad enough... but apparently he had ties with a sexual child-fiend too. Great.
Sasuke fixed a glare at the whiskered boy, teeth grinding in annoyance. "Idiot," he replied.
"Asshole," Naruto shot back.
"Nimrod."
"Jackass."
"Dead-last."
"Bitch."
"Man-whore."
"Cock-sucker."
The raven's eyebrow twitched, frown spreading across his face as rage burned inside of him. "I don't like guys, dumbass."
"You don't like girls either. I know that," the blonde retorted. "So what are you? A masturbator?"
Ino made a face, leaning back into her chair. "Naruto, you're so gross," she said. "And of course Sasuke-kun likes girls!"
Naruto shrugged, glowering as the Uchiha got to his feet. Figuring that this had gone on long enough, Kakashi decided to intervene. "Alright you two, take your seats. You've already wasted thirty minutes of my class." Both boys glared at each other before taking their seats.
"Princess," Naruto mumbled.
"Reject," Sasuke replied.
Kakashi sighed. "Oh, just read your porn," the blonde boy growled. The jounin looked blankly at the demon-vessel. "I will later," he replied. "But for now... Sasuke, Naruto, you both get a week's of detention. You'll be under Armstrong's supervision."
Both teens turned to each other, throwing deadly looks at the other, before turning to their teacher and protesting. "Alright," the mask-wearing male said. "Make that two weeks." That shut up the two boys.
Envy grinned wickedly, eyes focused on the blonde and raven as they fumed in their seats. "Damn. Talk about sexual tension." A couple other students snickered, watching as the golden-haired boy burned up like a candle, a small pink tinge highlighting his teammate's pale cheeks.
Kakashi laughed as well, passing around sheets with the course's terminology on them. "Funny. Now you get to join them Envy." The homunculus' grin fell to be replaced with an angry frown, the rest of the class snickering at his misfortune. Kakashi grinned. "Now, back to the lesson!"
Iruka spread out his papers, picking out the attendance sheet, and moving to stand in front of his desk. He smiled warmly at the people seated before him, poising his pencil above the paper. "Alright, now that announcements are done, I'll take the attendance. Please raise your hand when I call your name, and please correct me if I say it wrong."
"Shino, Ansem, Deidara," he called. "Edward, Sakura, Hidan. Kisame, Hinata, Kanna. Larxene,Miroku, Namine. Rock Lee, Saix, Sango. Sora, Winry, Wrath and... Xigbar." Every name was accounted for, he noted, putting the attendance sheet back on his desk.
Turning around, the scarred man looked at his class, eyes scanning each face. He stopped though when his brown orbs met with Kisame's toothy smile. Shuddering, Iruka took a step back. 'Talk about creepy...'
Shaking his head, Iruka tried to smile again at his silent class, for the most part ignoring the sullen glares and cruel smirks sent his way. "So...," he began. "How many of you have learned math?"
As expected, the children that he had taught himself raised their hands, along with a few others. Unfortunately, the number of people who hadn't learned, outweighed the number of people who had. "Oh dear...," Iruka bemoaned. "It seems I've got my work cut out for me..."
"Ah, shut up and sit down!," Cid barked. "You're all nothing but a bunch of babies and whiners, and I don't have time for complaints." Half the class complied, though some of them did glare at him, while the others just merely looked at him before continuing what they were doing. Cid frowned, noting that the ones that dared to ignore him were the mostly the Nobodies and a couple other evil-looking fellows.
"Damn, stupid Nobodies...," he muttered to himself, as he approached the group. This red-head, Axel he think his name was, was being especially loud and irritating. The blonde rolled up his attendance folder and smacked the obnoxious Nobody upside the head, smirking when the stunned man fell into a chair. "Now shut up," he said, walking back to the front.
A brown-haired boy with a dog on his desk, chuckled under his breath. Axel frowned as he heard the brunette, flicking his fingers forward at the kid, a mischevious grin working its way onto his face. Kiba shot up from his chair with a shriek instantly, slapping his ass. Akamaru whined in worry at his master, watching as the brunette danced about the room, trying to put out the small flame burning on his butt.
Chouji finally came to the Inuzuka's rescue, putting out the fire just as it began to smoke more. Kiba grasped his ass, blushing embarrasedly as he realized a bunch of his classmates were laughing at him. Cid too was laughing, glancing at Axel knowingly.
The red-head chuckled out loud, obviously unashamed. The blonde teen seated beside him fixed him with a glare, reaching over and punching the taller male in the arm. "Axel, grow up," he chastised. Axel grabbed his arm. "Roxassss... that hurt," he whined. Roxas turned in his seat, choosing to ignore the red-head. Kiba moved back to his seat, cautiously placing his bottom back on the wooden plank, glaring back at the fiery-haired Nobody when he heard him snicker.
"Okay, enough," Cid said. "I've got a class to run, and you've got to play students now. Don't like it? Take it up with the principal. Now...," The blonde man opened up the attendance, pulling his toothpick out of his mouth. "When I call your name, I don't know... raise your hand or something, so I know you're here. Chouji, Alphonse, Axel. Donald, Gaara, Gluttony. Goofy, Hawk, Kiba. Kagura, Kankuro, Kikyo. Luxord, Marluxia, Shikamaru. Naraku, Roxas, Shippo. Tobi, and Xaldin."
The teacher slapped the folder closed, sticking the pick back between his teeth and biting down. "Welcome to Tech, slackers. I'm going to teach you everything I know about computers, from networking to HTML codes. Get ready for one hell of a headache."
Inuyasha slammed his food tray onto the table, sliding on the chair and collapsing immediately. Miroku walked up, and took a seat beside the hanyou. "What's wrong with you?," the monk asked, picking up his fork. He still couldn't understand the strange four-pronged utensil. The amber-eyed male groaned, smacking his head on the table as Miroku scooped up a bit of his strange cheesy noodle meal.
"What's wrong with him?," Sango asked, appearing at the table, sitting across from the two males.
The monk shrugged. "Beats me. He hasn't said a word, unless grunting is a new form of speech."
"Was it first period," Kagome questioned, coming up to the table as well, Shippo hanging on her shoulder.
"What happened first period?," the curious fox asked, looking at the miko.
Kagome blushed, sitting down and refusing to answer. Sango rose an eyebrow, while Miroku reached across the table grabbing the girl's notebook. He opened it up and peeked at her schedule that was glued to the inside of the cover. "You had sex ed first," the monk leered, glancing at both miko and hanyou. "Ah, c'mon. It couldn't have been that bad."
Inuyasha's head shot up and he looked at dark-haired male. "Bad? Bad?! Are you kidding me, it was fucking horrible! That first teacher was bad enough, but the second and the third? Miroku, you were just in my last class. Don't tell me that you didn't think that blonde guy was weird."
The monk shrugged, his expression disinterested. "I thought Cloud-sensei was fine. A little bit of a downer, but he was fine. Iruka-sensei too, was a nice guy. I really liked science though," Miroku said, mouth twisting in a dirty grin. Sango scowled, reaching over and slapping the monk as he slipped into a lewd daydream.
Inuyasha continued to fume, ignoring the man beside him that was cradling his sore cheek. "I can't believe you guys don't see it. These teachers are all fucking insane!," he cried out angrily.
"We're not insane," a voice spoke up. Inuyasha spun around in his seat, gazing stunned at the masked jounin behind him. Kakashi's eye was arched, his mask crinkling at the corners in a grin, orange book opened up in front of him. "We're all interesting people, Inu-chan," the teacher said, flicking lightly at the hanyou's ears. Chuckling, the jounin turned to walk away from the group. "Just wait 'til you meet the rest of the staff," he called back.
Inuyasha's hands shot up, yanking at his hair. "I don't think I'll make it through the rest of the day," he groaned out, smacking his head back onto the table top.
"...Can I have his lunch?," Shippo piped.
"Are you ready for your class?," Yonaka asked, shuffling through the papers on Shadow's desk. The ghost-like girl looked back from her post at the window, watching the hanyou sift through her sheets.
"Yeah," she replied, turning back to the window. Her violet eyes gazed down at the courtyard, staring at the few people milling about outside. The bell rang above her head, and she walked away from the window. "Alright, I'll take it from here," she told the principal.
Yonaka looked up at Shadow, and nodded her head. "Okay. I've got to get ready for this evening anyhow." The long black-haired girl turned to leave the classroom, when something grabbed her hand.
Looking back, she was caught in Shadow's strong gaze, the taller female moving closer. "Not until you've properly said goodbye," Yonaka heard the other female say.
Blushing, the cat girl dropped her gaze to the floor, her breathe escaping her as two arms were wrapped around her body. "S-shadow... y-you have a class, re-remember?"
The ghost-like female leaned in closer. "Just a second," she whispered, pressing her lips against Yonaka's without waiting for a reply. The shorter girl relaxed into the kiss, applying a little pressure back, before moving away.
"There...," she breathed. "A second."
Shadow straightened up, scowling slightly. "Fine," she sighed. "I'll see you later then." Yonaka smiled, reaching up and touching the other girl's cheek lightly, before turning around.
The door opened and in came a few students. "Good afternoon Alphonse-kun, Kouga-kun, Marluxia-san," Yonaka greeted. They spared her a curious glance before moving farther into the room to choose their seats. The hanyou smiled, pausing in the doorway to look back at the teacher. "Don't be too hard on them, Shadow," she said, leaving the room.
Shadow smiled, heading over to a series of cupboards beside the chalkboard, removing an armful of textbooks. As she did this, the rest of her class filed in. She slammed the last of the textbooks on her desk, pulling out the attendance sheet. "Ok, you," she said, pointing at a student seated in the first row. "You start with telling me you're name, and we'll move around the room, everyone giving me their name at one time. Start."
The small child nodded, stuttering out his name. "S-shippo."
Shadow's finger moved to the next kid. "Alphonse."
"Pain."
"Kouga."
"Marluxia."
"Gaara."
"Kagura."
"Xigbar."
"Goofy, ah-hyuck."
"Kisame."
"Kiba."
"Chouji."
"Envy."
"Roxas."
"Deidara."
"Sango."
"Larxene."
"Gluttony."
"Sakura."
Shadow put the attendance to the side, staring out at the seated individuals, her expression serious. "Welcome to Careers. The only course that poses to you the question: just what are you doing with your life?"
Yonaka sat up in a tree, watching as fifty-seven people ran around the field, chasing after the five soccer balls that Leon had thrown out for the soccer game. She giggled as some people ran about crazily, not really knowing where to go. Tsking when others tackled the shorter players, doing it for mostly fun than for the game.
She watched as Leon blew his whistle several times, pulling people out of the game and making them do push-ups. The hanyou counted the number of push-ups Larxene was doing. "Did he get Gai's training regiment?," Yonaka wondered, as the female Nobody's push-up count broke into the five hundreds.
Leon's silver whistle shrilled out again over the field, and the cat girl quickly turned her attention to the commotion. On the left-hand corner of the field, a fist fight had broken out. At least twelve individuals were involved. "I guess we're going to have to work on the concept of gym," Yonaka mumbled to herself, resting her chin on her knees.
C.M.D: ...finally, the end of the chapter. I'd write the weapons collecting, but omg, there's too much already! It'll have to wait 'til next chapter.
I hope noone got lost. I know it's confusing... even to me, and I'm the one writing it! I swear I am not writing another crossover fic after this one for a long time...
So... for anyone reading this, I have a question to ask you. What pairings would you like to see? Review and tell me.
No more fic after this!
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