Servant for a week

Servant for a Week!!

Original post date: November 21, 2006

All recovered stories will be re-posted "AS IS" -no alterations made since the first time they were posted. Multiple chapter stories will also be compiled into one post for sake of ease.

Summary: Sasuke has said the words as soon as the blonde's mouth had closed, and had thought, 'how stupid could anyone be to swim the width of konoha's river?' But to boss naruto around for a whole week, and have him obey, was too tempting of an offer.

Rating: T

Chapter 1: The challenge

It was just another one of those days; nobody has missions and training is quite stupid in such terrible heat. All the boys had taken off disappearing into the forest to a small clearing where they had made a clubhouse. It was really where they gathered, respecting each other's differences and where they could gab on about the stupidity of naruto; the only boy who wasn't a member of this club. Girls weren't allowed and no males outside of the teams were allowed in either. So they spent many of their free dyas gathered in this quaint little place, enjoying themselves.

Shikamaru was asleep against a wooden post (erected for target practice), chouji snakced on an assortment of food stuffed inside a large dufflebag, while kiba played tag with akamaru. Neji and sasuke were captured in a glaring contest, their chess game forgotten, as shino busied himself with the bugs buzzing around. Gaara was watching rock lee practice jumping and spinning, his eyes remaining unblinking, while kankurou was busy fixing his puppet. Why the sand nins had decided to stay after what they had done to konoha, noone can say. But their threat had quickly diminished after orochimaru had left.

Everyone was quietly enjoying themselves, the flow of a brook nearby mixing in with the natural sounds of life. Then they heard it. They all let out a groan and shikamaru woke with a start, his sleep disturbed by a certain ninja. "Hey you guys!!" Naruto's voice rose even higher as he landed on a branch, gazing down upon them from up high. "Hey you guys!!", he repeated. "Naruto, you loud-mouth, shut it. Can't you see that people are trying to sleep?", shikamaru asked.

Naruto was silent for a second, before he opened his mouth again. "Yeah, so?" Shikamaru slapped his forehead, turning around to lay himself on the ground. "I'm going back to sleep. Maybe I'll wake up and this will have all been a nightmare." He closed his eyes, ignoring the rest of the group. All eyes were on naruto, burning holes into his yellow-crowned skull.

"Naruto you know you're not supposed to be here. So scram before I sick akamaru on you." Akamaru wagged his tail, looking up at his master who had made the threat. Naruto was hopping in place, a smile on his face. "Okay, okay. I'll leave. But let me just quickly say something. How 'bout you guys have a contest or what ever, to see who's the strongest out of you all?" 'Not interested' and 'who cares' were the replies, turning naruto's smile upside-down until his foxish cunning kicked in.

"Okay, how 'bout this? You guys can meet at the river at midnight tonight and swim across the width of it, to see who is the strongest. Who ever comes in first place will get me as their servant for a week. I'll do chores, homework, whatever!!" "Who would want you to do their homework, they'd probably fail." Sasuke's retort reached his ears, along with the other's laughter. Naruto pouted; would this prove to be to difficult?

Sasuke has said the words as soon as the blonde's mouth had closed, and had thought, 'how stupid could anyone be to swim the width of konoha's river?' But to boss naruto around for a whole week, and have him obey, was too tempting of an offer. Sasuke looked around at this small group and noticed the other's were all thinking the same thing.

"Well, that's all. Oh and one more thing," Naruto was looking over his shoulder, poised to leave." You're swimming in nothing less of your birthday suits." Naruto jumped away, several kunai hitting the branch he was just on, trailed by curses and angry shouts. 'Great', Sasuke thought,' It's just like naruto to make us swim naked.'

Chapter 2: The challenge takes place!

The sun was beginning to just set as naruto got up from bed, tousling his blonde locks before walking to the bathroom. He turned the shower on, and stepped into the warm water, a smile on his face. Tonight would be the night of his challenge, which in reality was a devious plot to get closer to the other males.

For him, the kyuubi vessel, it was hard to decide on who he really liked. His feelings were very much of a teenage girl's , bouncing around from boy to boy instead of just stopping on one. At the moment his feelings were directed on neji, sasuke and gaara. In his mind they were both very hot and so mysterious. Though he hated to admit it, naruto had the very thinking of a teenage girl with a crush. A mysterious guy was a smexy guy.

He got out of the shower and hurried to get dress. It didn't do for the challenger to miss his own challenge. He slipped into his orange jumpsuit, eyes trailing to his closet. He had made an outfit ago, last summer, when his crush had first started. Of course the first guy that he liked was Sasuke. For a jerk he was a hunk.

Anyways, with nothing better to do than think about his infatuation, naruto had undoubtably made a beautiful maid suit that he wished he could wear in the raven's company. But of course that would bring him attention that he didn't want, especially from the female population of konoha. So sadly, that plan had been forgotten. But still the dress sat in his closet, in hopes of one day something might happen.

Naruto brushed a couple strands of his hair out of his face, stepping back to get a better view in the mirror. Everything seemed to be in order, nothing was crumpled or stained. Satisfied he turned around and grabbed his camera. He toyed with the digital until he was sure that the flash was off. There was no way in hell that he would waste such a perfect opportunity. Moments like these were best photographed.

He grabbed the extra memory chips, eyes falling onto a picture of sasuke placed on his night stand. Naruto leaned down and kissed the picture, stepping back and smiling widely. "See you soon, love," he said to the photo before bolting out of his apartment.

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Down by the river

Naruto sat on a small cliff just a few feet above the ground. It was the best rock around for jumping off, and indeed it was still wet in places where swimmers had stood earlier in the day. He found a dry spot and sat down, waiting for the competitors to show. Finally they all arrived. Well, to say, not all. Only the few who could be bothered to actually come, who were very competitive. Meaning that there was sasuke, gaara, neji, kiba, rock lee(was he ever invited?) and kankurou. You know the guy actually looked good without all that face make-up on. But that's beside the point.

So that meant the ones who didn't give a damn were at home sleeping peacefully. Naruto sighed mentally. He had really hoped that shikamaru and shino would have come. He gazed down at the other males. "okay, is everyone ready? Strip down and get ready to swim. When I blow this whistle, " and here he held up a silver whistle," the race begins. Remember the first one to swim to the other side and back gets me as their servant for a week. "

Naruto fell silent to let that sink in, grinning broadly as he watched the other males strip. His mouth gaped in shock as he looked over the first few males, who just happened to be the three he was infatuated with. Gaara was lean and muscular; his abs much more defined then the uchiha's. But then again, sasuke had such a beautiful figure. Neji was just as beautiful as sasuke but matched gaara's taut muscles.

Kiba was a little rough in his opinion, and kankurou was pretty much homely. Rock lee was, well, naruto didn't want to harm his young eyes. He fingered the camera in his pocket, praying that they'd hurry up and get into the water so he could snap some pictures. He watched as they all lined up on the bank, positioned. Naruto tugged on the whistle, bringing it to his lips. "On your marks, get set…," he blew the whistle, his ears ringing at the sharp noise.

Water splashed as the teens dove into the dark water, arms rising from the blue waves to cut arcs. They were moving pretty fast through the river. Naruto pulled out his camera and began snapping pictures rapidly, his finger dancingly madly on the button (that little clicker that takes the picture) Five minutes later, he was switching the memory chip, going back to work clicking away as three of the teens began to turn.

He strained his eyes against the dark night, finally noticing that the leads were of course his favourite three. His finger began to ache as he stopped to remove the second chip, to again replace it with a new one. His heart was beating fast now as the three teens approached the shore. In his mind he was wishing that the winner would be sasuke…..or neji. He took one last picture and then…..

Sasuke burst from the water, running full speed up the bank. He stopped at his clothes, standing straight even though he was breathing heavily. Gaara was just oozing with hate, and neji was obviously pissed. Off shore kiba was yelling in disappointment. Naruto put the camera in his lap, still snapping pictures of the now very wet uchiha sasuke.

He took a few of the other males too, cause they were all very smexy wet. Before sliding the camera into his pocket. Sasuke was waiting, evidently for him, and he knew he had to go down. At this moment though he didn't want to go anywhere. He had a um….small problem… But he couldn't stop the inevitable. He took a deep breath and jumped off the rock, before dashing over to sasuke. "Congratulations, teme, you win!," he smiled up at the raven.

"Hn,"came the reply,"whatever, just be at my house 5:30 tomorrow morning,dobe." Naruto groaned in disappointment. 5:30?! Tomorrow morning?! Sasuke was out to kill him, no lie. He nodded his blonde head. There was nothing he could do about it now. After all he did make the rules for the challenge, he just didn't think sasuke would be so cruel.

With that the other contestants went home, and so did naruto. Dreading the next morning. 'Just maybe though, naruto thought,' things will get better. Maybe I can even get a reward for all my hard work!!' This cheered our blonde up very much , and he went to bed with dreams of his master.

Chapter 3: Obey My Command

He was dressed, showered, and packed to go. All he had to do now was wait for a certain blonde dobe. Black eyes glanced up at the clock nailed above his bed, watching the ticking hand as the clock read out 5:35. His lips formed a scowl. Naruto was so going to get it for being late.

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BANG! BANG! BANG!!

“Ughhh.....”Naruto rolled over, facing the wall. That noise was disturbing his sleep. Another onslaught of bangs and he was reduced to burying his head under his pillow. He had been sleeping peacefully a few minutes ago, having the best dream about his most favourite Uchiha.

“NARUTO!! OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN!!”

Naruto flung himself out of bed, running toward his front door. He took a minute to undo the lock, hoping against hope that Sasuke wouldn't kill him. In Sasuke's honor he smacked himself upside the forehead for forgetting his first order of business under the raven's command. He opened up the door and grinned apologetically at the black-haired teen.

"Hey Sasuke. What's up?" The uchiha glared at him before pushing past the blonde, not even bothering to say sorry. "It's 5:45 dobe…and you're to call me Uchiha-san from now." Naruto's jaw dropped in disbelief. "WHAT!? Like hell I will!!" Sasuke gave him a passing glance before marching though the small apartment.

"You will too. Obeying me was part of your agreement and since you've already screwed up my first order of business you shall do as I say and call me Uchiha-san." Naruto huffed indignantly. Sasuke was being totally unfair. "H-how 'bout something different. Like..umm…Sasuke-san?" The raven paused on his march to Naruto's room, turning his head slightly to show that he was thinking about the blonde's request.

"Fine," the teen said. "Now take a shower and hurry up. There are a few rules I'd like to go over with you before our team meeting today." Naruto went stone still. Rules? Since when were rules involved? "Dammit, you teme!! Taking advantage of a simple bet. I should wring your neck you piece of barnacled cat shit!" Still he stomped off to the bathroom, slamming the door shut. Sasuke stared indifferently for a moment, before the door was opened again and an angry blonde screaming,"And don't go into my room!!" and then slammed shut again.

Sasuke listened as the water was turned on before turning around and striding into the blonde's room. As if I'm taking orders from him, he thought. Obsidian eyes took in the room. There was nothing that really stood out : a bed, nightstand and a closet. The bed sheets were crumpled, ramen cups spilled over the nightstand and an orange jumper poked out from the closet. Naruto really was a moron with bad taste.

Bored and somewhat curious, though he'd never admit that, Sasuke walked over to the closet and opened the door a bit. As expected there was an orange jumpsuit (two in fact.) and two black t-shirts. He pushed aside the disgusting jumper, wondering if the blonde even had any other articles of clothing. What he saw made him pull back his hand and gaze at the strange attire puzzlingly.

It took him a second to realize that the shower was no longer running, and not wanting to be caught (though why he cared was a mystery) he shut the closet door and skipped across the room, pausing at the nightstand just as naruto strode in. "What did I tell you bastard?! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Sasuke turned his head and looked at the wet blonde, raising an eyebrow at the towel wrapped haphazardly around the dobe's waist.

Naruto turned fifteen shades of red when he noticed the Uchiha looking him up and down, turning his head away. "Get out you teme! Let me at least get dressed before you hound me with rules." The raven moved across the room, smirking at the blonde as he passed by."That's Sasuke-san, dobe." Before Naruto could retaliate the dark-haired teen had already left the room, closing the door behind him.

Naruto scuttled over to his closet, yanking it open. His eyes darted around, but he couldn't be sure if anything had changed. What if sasuke had seen? There was noway he could tell for sure. He forced himself to calm down, pulling one of the jumpers from their hanger before putting it on. He dressed quietly, panic rising back up on him. If sasuke had seen than surely he would call the bet off. And then what? Would he keep his distance from the blonde?

Quietly contemplating, he walked out from his room, spotting Sasuke seated on his couch. He walked over and stood beside the raven as coal eyes met his, silently wishing that the bet was still on. "Here." Naruto stared in shock at the pile of papers stapled together. "What's this?", he asked. "The guidelines for our bet. These are all the rules I have laid down for you. Learn them, act by them."

Naruto stared at the Uchiha as if he had just grown an extra head. "Are you fucking crazy?! I can't learn all of this! And why does there have to be so many?!" Sasuke shrugged, getting to his feet and heading toward the front door. "Learn them by tonight and if you break even one there will be hell to pay." The raven cast him an evil glance before stepping out of the apartment, Naruto following closely behind. God today was going to be hell.

Chapter 4: Such a bastard

Naruto followed behind sasuke, his noise buried deep into the thick book. The blonde's eye twitched as he finally made his way to the last page, a good hour and a half read. Finishing Naruto slammed the book shut and attempted to throw it at the raven's head. Unfortunately said raven dodged the projected missile with ease, and continued on his way without glance or insult. Naruto bit his lip to keep himself from yelling profanities all over, keeping a close distance to the stoic Uchiha.

Around and around the words flew through his head, each line and rule that he -Uzamaki Naruto- was supposed to follow. The blonde slumped as he pulled up beside the Uchiha, muttering under his breath. 'God….I wish I never even made this stupid bet.' Sasuke turned his eyes over, ever so slightly, catching a glance of the ruffled Naruto. The sight made him smirk a little.

All the while our blonde was oblivious to this. His mind was too busy deciding wether to do a mental melt down or try to cope with the added pressure of Sasuke's rules. Line after line passed through Naruto's mind, until each rule was memorised and he could actually relay them back to you. But for now we'll just have them written out.

1) Shall attend to Sasuke's every will.

2) Must comply to any chore or task Sasuke has given.

3) Is to report ready every morning for work and can return home only after Sasuke says so.

4) Food is to be prepared and set on the table at the determined time.

5) No commetns of any sort are to be made against Sasuke's orders.

6) When given an order/task, shall always answer with a 'yes' and the following honorific.

7) When asked a question, shalll answer with a polite 'no' or 'yes' and the following title.

And the rules continued on, just like such with long and detailed examples and explanations, choking Naruto with their restrictions. The blonde shinobi turned to his companion and gave him a heartfelt glare. "Just because you won the bet doesn't mean I absolutely have to follow your rules." Sasuke cast him a glance. "Oh?" "Yeah", Naruto replied. "I'm not some lap dog. I'm not about to roll over and perform tricks for a bastard like yourself." Sasuke held in the chuckle that formed with that mental image.

"What ever you say dobe. You still have to follow my rules, because overall you made the guidelines for this bet. Oh, and unless you wish for me to tell you precious Sakura-chan that you have sold yourself to my will…..then, well, I guess you better comply to my wishes, now won't you?" Naruto held back the urge to punch that smirk off that pale but oh-so-goddamn-sexy face. After a minute, he finally answered. "Fine, bastard. But don't think you've won, cause you haven't!!" Sasuke shrugged. 'Whatever you say dobe, whatever you say.'

 

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Sakura sat down and looked at her two teammates. It was awfully quiet and that was starting to get to her. 'Omg, what's happened to them?! They aren't trying to tear each other's head off!! Why?!' Sakura had to restrain her mental self from totally breaking out and demanding why the two were acting so weird and not procaliming that they were better than the other. But it wasn't easy. The minutes still went by and the quiet just stretched out. Longer, longer, and longer. 'Oh no! What if they're sick, o-or what if they've been replaced by some really skilled shinobi or something!?' This was not good for Sakura's mental health. Finally, just when she was about ready to jump and run screaming away from the area that the apocolypse was upon them, kakashi showed up.

"Hey guys. Sorry I'm late, I ran into-" "LIAR!!" Sakura didn't even give him a chance to let him finish. But then it was quiet again, and both Sakura and kakashi noticed that Naruto hadn't joined in on the yelling. They turned to face the fox child, and was met with a blank stare. Kinda like the one Sasuke usually wears. "Maa….Naruto-kun, are you not going to greet me?," the jounin asked. Naruto's blue orbs moved up a fraction, took in kakashi's face, then moved back to their original position and the view of the lake. "Good morning, kakashi-sensei." Now Kakashi was really worried. No yelling, no happy shouts or jumping around. Just what had gotten into Naruto today? Such a shame the older nin couldn't be included in the little shceme.

Well, without much difference in Naruto's strange behaviour, the day wore on with kakashi giving hafl-assed classes on chakra control or something like that. Like I said, it was half-assed. By noon he had paired the team up, the jounin and Sakura parring and the usual Sasuke and Naruto parring. Both jounin and kunoichi thought Sasuke could bring Naruto back to his former self. Naruto stared back at Sasuke, waiting until Sakura and Kakashi were out of range before speaking. "So what now? Do you want me to lose or something?" Sasuke gave him a smirk before switching into fighting stance. "Of course not dobe. I can easily beat you without such commands." The blonde scowled and crouched in battle form as well. "Big talk from a bastard. Should have expected much."

Sasuke dove toward the blonde, each hand holding a kunai which he threw forward at the crouched boy. Naruto jumped clear of the projectiles, tossing a shuriken at Sasuke's head. The raven's body fell to the ground, before giving off a loud 'pop' and turning into a log admist some smoke. Naruto climbed up into a tree branch, ears and eyes trying to catch any signs of the disappearing teen. The blonde's eyes were able to widen for a fraction of a second before he was pushed against the bark of the tree, Sasuke's arms around his neck. "See,I can easily beat you. Even without a bet." The dark boy's breath tickled against his ear, making Naruto shiver slightly.

The other boy pushed against him, a smirk on his lips. "Admit defeat and I'll release you." Naruto could hear the tiny 'shing' of a kunai as Sasuke took one out of his pouch, the cold metal pressed against his cheek. Naruto knew he was supposed to be focusing on their match, and that he should probabaly be making snide comments right about now, or at least crying out his discomfort. But, honestly, there was Sasuke pushing up against his backside, with Naruto pinned beneath his sex god. 'Oh crap….this so is not good.' Naruto could feel his groin reacting to their postions, and he knew somebody was going to show themselves soon. And his mind wasn't helping with all those sexy images of Sasuke pounding him into the tree.

"Nghhh….S-sasu….sasuke-san. Pl-lease let mmmm-me go…" Sasuke's smirk grew as he heard the blonde whimper, and decided to release his victim for now. "Good boy. Perhaps you'll get a treat for being such a great servant." And that was it for Naruto. He was off, bounding over houses, through alleyways and tearing off down market streets. The blue-eyed boy jumped through his bedroom window, locked the pane and closed the drapes, running to his bathroom. "Damn you Sasuke! I'll get you for leading me on and embarrassing myself like that!! Just you wait!," Our young blonde shouted, who was a little busy taking care of his….umm….problem.

Meanwhile, back at the training grounds.

"Umm….Sasuke-kun? What happened to Naruto?"

"Yes. He seemed to leave here in quite a hurry and training's not even done yet."

Sasuke ignored them, a little shocked that Naruto could move that fast. But still pissed off that the blonde would leave without his dismissal. Kakashi cast him a small look, before turning to Sakura. "Well, I guess training's over for today. See you tomorrow." And with that the grey-haired man disappeared. Sakura looked over at Sasuke, thinking this was her chance but their was this large balck cloud curling around the Uchiha. 'Maybe it can wait until tomorrow.' And with that the pink girl ran off in the direction of her house.

Sasuke saw Sakura leave out of the corner of his eye, and with careful -and terrifying precision- walked all the way to Naruto's house. "Don't you even dare think that I'm finished with you yet, dobe."

Chapter 5: Little Black Dress

Naruto turned of his whistling kettle, pouring the boiling water into a waiting cup of instant ramen. After the day's earlier…..situation….Naruto felt thoroughly exhausted and wanted nothing more than to eat and go to sleep. His wet hair clung to his forehead as he plopped into the kitchen chair, gazing distantly at the soon-to-be dinner. His thoughts, of course, were not on the delicious bundle of noodles and soup; but on a certain raven. Naruto blushed, angry and upset at what had happened, but wishing all the same that more had happened. "I don't want to go tomorrow. The last thing I need right now is to face that bastard and sensei and Sakura." Naruto sighed as he broke apart his chopsticks, pulling the ramen cup toward him. "Itadikamasu….," he uttered half-heartedly. Naruto drew in a mouthful of the noodles, feeling slightly better. Suddenly….."NARUTO!!" The front door swung open, breaking its lock and smashing into the wall, leaving a large dent in its wake. The blonde choked on his noodles, throwing the rest of the ramen away from him, as he dove under the kitchen table. Through the doorway stepped a royally pissed Uchiha, his lips twisted in a snarl, his ebony eyes as frigid as ice; even his hair seemed to resemble demon horns.

Naruto cowered in his pathetic hiding spot, as the black eyes roamed around the room, a few growls accompanying it. "Naruto….you broke the rules. How dare you disobey me!?" Naruto eeped as the raven stomped closer, sweat springing to his forehead. Sasuke grabbed the edge of the table flipping it up and away from the blonde. Naruto shrieked and covered his face with his arms. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" Sasuke bit his tongue, wishing to scream more at the stupid boy, but felt somewhat guilty. He swallowed back his rage, and stared at the trembling blonde. Naruto was still uttering apologies under his breath. Sasuke refrained from growling in irritation, and instead marched off to the other's bedroom. Even if he couldn't yell at the blonde, it didn't mean he wouldn't punish him. After all, Naruto was his servant. Naruto noticed that it had gotten quiet, and instead of the enraged reaction he was slightly expecting, he received nothing. Confused, he raised his blonde head and looked around. The house appeared empty. 'Did Sasuke leave?' Naruto got to his feet, and walked to his front door. The broken thing was barely hanging on its hinges; Naruto would be sure to give Sasuke an earful for that. A sound alerted him that someone was still in his house, and cautiously Naruto tiptoed to the open door of his room.

"What are you-?!" Naruto cut his sentence off, gasping in sheer surprise and terror as Sasuke pulled it from his closet. The maid dress that he had made. The Uchiha turned around, hearing the blonde's appalled expression, smirking at the frozen boy. "As your punishment for breaking the rules, you are to wear this lovely dress." Naruto blushed bright red at that, spluttering as he waved his arms about. Sasuke smirked a little wider, amused at the predictable reaction. Little did he know, that Naruto was busy having a melt-down as his mind flickered about on thoughts like 'OMG, how did he find that?!' 'NO!!! I’m dead!!' and more frequently 'Yes, Master Sasuke!! We'll do it any way you wish, Master!!' To say the least, the thoughts were confusing the blonde who didn't know whether to be happy or upset. Sasuke walked up to the silent blonde, leaning in close enough that he could smell the strawberry shampoo that the fox-boy had used. He fixed his strong gaze with the sky-blue eyes, fighting not to fall into the beautiful orbs. "You're to wear this, and seeing as your such a terrible rule-breaker, you are going to have to stay at my place…..until the deal is over."

Sasuke almost smiled when the blush deepened on the whiskered cheeks, the plump lips drawing his attention. The blonde was nibbling on his bottom lip nervously, and strangely enough Sasuke wanted to nibble it as well. Snapping out of the odd thoughts, Sasuke thrust the dress into the tan arms, stepping away as he felt himself blush. "Pack only a few things. We're leaving in five minutes." Naruto, still blushing, rushed forward and grabbed his bag; hesitantly putting the maid outfit into the green pack. Sasuke stood in the doorway, watching as the slim figure hurried about the room. He felt himself drawn to the slim waist, the golden hair, the nice ass…..'Oh my god….what the fuck am I thinking?!' The black eyes snapped to the kitchen table, glaring at the piece of wood as if to blame it for the vulgar thoughts. Naruto finished packing and stepped toward the raven, noticing how the Uchiha seemed to be glaring….at his table? "Umm….Sasuke, are you okay?" The pale teen glared at him. "I told you, you are to call me Sasuke-san." Naruto pouted and glared back. "Fine! Sasuke-san….are you okay, or is your emo-osity finally effecting your brain?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, looking at the blonde weirdly. 'What the fuck? Emo-osity? Well, whatever…..he still has an adorable pout.' Sasuke snapped away from that thought in panic, striding out of the apartment with a muttering blonde, yelling something about 'broken doors'. Shortly after, they arrived at the Uchiha compound. Naruto watched as the wind kicked up the dust in the yard, making the dark mansion seem even more terrifying. 'Great, I'm gonna be living in the Crypt Keeper's Closet. Yay……' Yes, the blonde shinobi wasn't very ecstatic about the change of living quarters. Sasuke led his servant through the barren yard, unlocking his front door and gesturing for him to go inside. Naruto did –a little apprehensively of course- before turning to face the raven. "No wonder you're such a zombie, this place just screams 'Haunted Horror House'." Sasuke glared at the golden spikes, pushing past Naruto to get to the living room. He sat himself down on the couch, turning on his television and began flipping channels. "Go get changed, dobe." Naruto paled and stepped forward nervously. "B-but….Sa-asuke-san…..i-I, uh, thought you were kidding about t-that…." A thin eyebrow rose as the coal eyes looked over at him. "Oh? Well, it's not my fault that you're not exactly excelling in the intelligence department." Naruto practically blew steam at that comment. "WHY YOU-?!" "I eat my dinner at 7:30. It's now 6:45. You have forty-five minutes to get dressed and prepare dinner, or I'll have to think of another punishment."

Naruto left the room before he lost anymore of his dignity from the raven's punishments, dramatic tears falling from his eyes like little rivers. 'Sasuke's such a slave driver…..'

45 Minutes Later-

Sasuke sat down at the table, gazing at his food with a suspicion. It wasn't ,per se, overly disgusting or anything, but it wasn't exactly extravagant either. It was plain soup and onigiri. "Dobe….is this the best you can do?," the Uchiha asked, looking back at the blonde. Naruto glared. "You don't have to eat it you bastard. I could always just feed you rat poison instead." Sasuke smirked at the other's threat, turning away and digging into his food. "You're not really threatening when dressed in frills," Sasuke said. Naruto blushed and gripped the hem of his dress tightly. 'Damn it I know I'm not exactly terrifying!!' Naruto clenched his teeth and pulled tighter on the skirt, trying to pull the fabric down. Sadly though, the maid outfit had taken to slowly sliding up and sitting itself halfway up his thighs, revealing more-than-necessary skin. 'Agh!! At this rate I'm gonna havta go commando!!' Yes, our poor little fox-carrier had to -unfortunately- take a kunai to his favourite orange boxers, so that the underwear might not be seen under the somewhat short maid skirt (A.N: Lmao, he's wearing girl boxers now!!XXD). Naruto only hoped Sasuke didn't find out……

"Dobe…..are you even listening to me?" Naruto was shocked out of his thoughts, his cheeks turning red when he realized that he had zoned out, and that Sasuke had gotten exceptionally closer. "W-what was the question?," he asked. Sasuke frowned in annoyance, before turning away. "I said I'm going to bed now. Wash up the dishes and go to sleep as well. You're expected to wake up early." Naruto sighed and turned to collect the supper dishes when something dawned on him. "Hey, teme-san! Where the hell do I sleep?!" The answer came back from the dark. "Well, there is the couch….but I'm still not pleased with your punishment. Therefore you're going to sleep at the foot of my bed." Naruto's jaw dropped. "What the hell do I look like?! You're fucking PET?!?" Sasuke didn't answer back, and resigningly Naruto turned back to his chore. Sasuke was going to regret what he said.

Chapter 6: Training Sessions

When Naruto woke up that morning, he woke with a crick in his neck and an insistent pain in his back from sleeping on the hardwood floor. His legs were numb and his head spun, the blonde figured he might have caught a cold. The maid outfit Sasuke had forced him to wear to bed had given him one hell of a wedgie and it took him nearly fifteen minutes to free his legs from the tangle of frills. Apart from the cold, and pain, the fox-vessel had been having a very pleasant dream where he had taken to kicking the bastard's ass. Then, in dreamland, the raven had decided to quit begging for mercy at the blonde's feet and had tackled the smaller boy, attempting to do some very naughty things to Naruto. Growling, Naruto got to his feet, yanking at the skirt to stop it from riding up. Even in his dreams he couldn't hate the asshole.

Sasuke sat at the dining room table, calmly sipping his tea and reading the local newspaper when he felt the blonde's ominous aura. Seconds later, stomping feet led a rumpled Naruto into the kitchen. The raven looked up from the paper and smirked at the disheveled appearance of his servant, and the angry glare that was directed his way along with a tight-lipped frown. The image of a pissed off Naruto in a dress made Sasuke want to drop to the floor with laughter. Of course he didn't do that, he had a reputation to keep. "Dobe….I had to make breakfast for myself this morning. As my servant I believe that's your responsibility, and I really don't have time for your incompetence." Naruto's mouth went slack-jawed. Had that bastard actually taken to blaming him for sleeping on the floor? 'Oh, Hell NO!!' The blonde stormed up to the pale teen, ripping the paper from the white hands. "Fuck off, you stupid arrogant prick! You're the one who made me sleep on the floor and didn't even bother to set your alarm! I'm not taking fucking responsibility for your mistakes, Uchiha Sasuke!!" The raven sat there, smirking still before getting to his feet. "I'm going to take a shower. Wash the dishes while I'm getting dressed. We've got training this morning."

Naruto glared at Sasuke, watching the other boy leave without another reaction. Gritting his teeth, Naruto ripped the paper to shreds, imagining it was the Uchiha's head in his hands. Oh, the beautiful picture it made… The blonde washed the dishes (he managed to break a couple things but he figured Sasuke wouldn't miss a few plates), and cleaned himself up in the downstairs bathroom while the raven took his sweet time upstairs. Grumbling about princesses, Naruto paced around downstairs waiting for his master to leave the room so he might change into something more appropriate. Sasuke finally descended down the stairs, and raised an eyebrow as Naruto tried to bolt past him up to the second landing. "Where do you think you're going?," the raven asked, stepping sideways to block the fox-boy's path. "Where do you think I'm going? I'm going to change into something more fit for training, if you don't mind!," Naruto huffed, scowling at the unmoving Uchiha. The smirk that grew on Sasuke's face was something no one should ever see. It was so wide, it was so mocking, it was so bright you might have thought the raven was smiling. But that glimmer in his eyes definitely wasn't joy. Naruto froze under that gaze, a slight sweat breaking out on his brow. His instincts told him to run and who was he to ignore them.

Spinning around and away from that creepy ass smile, Naruto was determined to leave the premise before any harm came to his wonderful being. Sasuke grabbed the fleeing fox before he could run off, holding him down to avoid the flailing limbs. "Naru-chan… you're mine, remember? That means you must do as I say…," Naruto gulped and fought harder against Sasuke's grip. He just knew he wasn't going to like what the raven was about to say. "And that means, when I say you're going to wear that beautiful dress…" Sasuke kicked open the front door, and pulled the struggling blonde outside. "You'll wear it in front of everybody." Naruto cried out in distress, trying to get back into the house but Sasuke was having none of that. He pulled Naruto flush against his body and stared intimidatingly into the other's blue orbs. "What happened to your ninja way? Never going back on your word? You're not going to actually break your own code, are you?" The blonde wished he could punch that smirk right of that pompous asshole's face at this very moment. But he was blushing so badly, and Sasuke was holding him tight….and Naruto really didn't want to be let go. 'Dammit!!,' he yelled in his mind. How the hell was he supposed to deal with the bastard if he kept getting weak like this? 'Stupid cheeks!! Traitors! Enemies! Stop blushing you damn annoying cheeks, and stop beating so loud you fucking bloody appendage of a heart! It's mutiny, I swear!!' While Naruto freaked and fought with his own self, Sasuke was given a free moment to gaze at the blonde in his grasp.

The blonde hair was as bright as ever, the blue eyes shining amazingly, but it wasn't necessarily these traits that had Sasuke hooked. No, it was the very large and apparent blush powdered across soft tan cheeks. Sasuke was practically drooling at the sight of a blushing, struggling blonde. 'Mmm….he looks so….delicious!' The thought train took a crash right there as the raven realized what he had just said in his mind. 'Wtf!! I did NOT just think that. Nuh-uh, no way! Naruto is anything BUT delicious. Yeah, that's right. He's an idiot, small, weak and totally fuckable…' Sasuke nearly choked on his own tongue, and was suddenly thanking the heaven's for Naruto's idiocy that was preventing him from seeing the dark scarlet tinge to the avenger's cheeks. Wanting to get away from the situation and the thoughts occurring to him, Sasuke hurried forward dragging a reluctant blonde behind him. The idiot….he was screaming something about stopping. Not that Sasuke cared. This morning had already been eventful enough. They were nearly through the Uchiha compound gates when the slender wrist of one Uzumaki (no, Sasuke DID not take note of that. Absolutely not!) slipped through his fingers. A poof and a small wave of chakra took place behind him, and turning around the pale teen saw what had now occurred.

Still wearing that short maid's dress was a tall, slender blonde girl; with blue eyes and her hair in pigtails on either side of her head. The front of the dress pulled tightly at her chest and the skirt barely covered her ass. Thank god for the frills! Still staring, Sasuke found this version of Naruto unsettling to his stomach. He never did like females much… "Stupid bastard… I won't be humiliated in public just because you got some superiority complex!," screeched the female. Sasuke just frowned and continued to gaze at the disturbing female before him. "Dobe, people can still recognize you in that form. Or have you forgotten that you've used it so many times that its almost become its own national landmark." Hey, the Uchiha was just trying to be helpful. Naruto frowned and looked away in thought. He wouldn't admit it but he knew the Uchiha was right. A light bulb sprung to life above our blonde friend's head as an idea suddenly came to him. Once again placing his hands again, Naruto summoned his chakra to alter his henge. Sasuke narrowed his eyes as the area around them disappeared in a veil of smoke, fanning away the excess clouds once he felt Naruto's chakra fall back to inactivity. "What do you say now, Sasuke-san?"

Coal eyes looked on disgustingly as a short-haired brunette women stared back at him with violet eyes. Was it just him or did it seem Naruto's bust was just a little bigger? "Hn," was all the avenger said, before exiting the Uchiha compounds. Naruto, now transformed, followed him like a puppy. "Oi, bastard. Before we get to the training grounds, we should decide what my cover name is and what will be my occupation." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Obviously, you're occupation will be a maid since you're wearing the outfit. Or are you just going to go around telling people that it's one of your fetishes?" Naruto gritted his teeth, and restrained the urge to smack the black-haired teen. No good had come out of this morning from close contact to the raven. "Fine, what ever you stupid prissy bitch!" Sasuke looked behind him, giving the now turned brunette a smirk. "Oh, but Naru-chan….you're the one with tits, remember?" Oh forget about formalities and rules. That duck-assed freak needed to be served one! Naruto lunged at Sasuke, screaming like a banshee as he…umm…she swung her tiny fists around in the air, fingers bent and resembling claws. Sasuke had the decency to look shocked as he dodged the screaming women, just missing the gleaming claws. Naruto made one hell of a scary women!

An hour later, a rumpled brunette and a slightly ruffled raven entered the training grounds. Sakura immediately took notice of the large-busted women trailing after her Sasuke, and felt uncontrollable jealousy rage through her. 'Omg, look at that fat cow with my Sasuke-kun. That dress is to short on her, and why the hell are they both tousled?! What is she doing to my Sasuke-kun!?!' Sakura had a pretty good idea what the brown-haired bimbo was doing with the overly sexy Uchiha (it didn't matter at all that she was wrong), and was already wondering if she could sue the brunette with statutory rape. Both boys noticed the furious look in the green eyes of their fellow teammates and for their sanity and safety, they decided to stay far away from each other this session. When Kakashi arrived three hours later, the silence he met was thick enough to cut with a knife. The quiet fear and hate came from the short-skirted brunette, the hidden worry and dislike emanating from Sasuke, and finally the riddled cloud of jealousy and misplaced passion that oozed from Sakura like black mud. 'Well, isn't this a welcoming scene?,' the jounin thought, smiling under his mask as he approached his squad. "Yo, sorry I'm late, I-" Kakashi cut himself off as he caught the deadly glare Sakura was sending his way, adorned with fangs and whipping hair. 'My, isn't that a…umm…pleasing picture?' Even the scarecrow had trouble hiding the chills that ran through his being as Sakura began to hiss. Turning his attention to the dark-haired maid, Kakashi smiled and slipped his book away.

"Well, are you a new addition to the team?," the jounin asked, sounding just a little lewd. Naruto gave the grey-haired shinobi a nervous grin, concentrating on smothering his chakra so the older man wouldn't notice the henge. "I-I'm not new. I am the maid for Master Sasuke-san, I've recently been hired," Naruto said, voice quaking as he spoke. The jounin merely smiled under his mask (it was a smile right? With one visible eye it's always difficult to tell…) and nodded his head. "My, my, my… it's nice to know Sasuke has thawed out a bit to let people pamper his pale ass.," Kakashi said, ignoring the two death glares and the disturbed blushing face of the maid. "Will you be staying for training, then…umm?" "Aki. Her name is Aki," came the sudden reply from the raven. Kakashi turned his one eye to Sasuke, and seemed to grin beneath his mask. "Sasuke-kun…I do believe Aki-chan can speak for herself, no?" Sasuke merely glared, before turning his head and staring off into the distance. The jounin shrugged, spinning around to face Naruto again. "It seems we're missing a member of our cell today. Would you like to sit with me while the other two train, Aki-chan?" Naruto noticed Kakashi-sensei's eye drifting down to his chest, where the dress unfortunately tightened a lot (he wasn't to blame! He built the dress for his flat chest, he was a boy after all), showing a lot of cleavage. Naruto chuckled nervously, stepping away slightly from the masked man's gaze. "N-no that's okay, Kakashi-sensei. I-I'll just sit over here," he pointed to the oak on the opposite side of the training field, "And wait until Master is done training for today." Kakashi didn't seem disheartened at all. Instead, his mask pulled tightly at the corners and the jounin nodded his head, before pulling out his orange book. "That's an excellent decision Aki-chan. I think I'll come with you!"

Naruto paled and began to pray for forgiveness. He had meant for this to be a simple bet, but things were just going all over the place. Sasuke was being a big jerk, making him wear a maid's outfit and now he had a perverted sensei leering him and constantly eyeing his boobs! Sakura and Sasuke also seemed to pique at their sensei's words, but for different reasons. Sakura, because she believed that finally this Aki-chan was going to get her just desserts for daring to be near her Sasuke-kun. While Sasuke knew that the brunette was indeed Naruto, and was feeling slightly uneasy that their silver-haired teacher was attempting to get close to the henged blonde. Ok, scratch uneasy….he was totally furious and cutting off the sensei's twitchy fingers felt like such a good prospect at the moment. But Sasuke didn't lunge for his sensei because Uchiha's never lost their cool, and even though the man was leading Aki-chan across the grounds he wasn't going to do anything because he didn't care not one bit. "Sasuke-kun, what should we practice today?" The sickly sweet voice of Sakura brought our favorite raven out of his mental killing-spree involving grey-haired perverts, and focused his attention on the pinkette. The girl was seemingly normal now, and even had her eyes turned down and a blush coating her cheeks. The image was too cutesy for Sasuke's taste. He ignored the girl and just began to practice his chakra control while keeping an eye on the blonde and their sensei.

For a while training permitted undisturbed, while Naruto fought to keep his identity secret from the smart jounin. "So, Aki-chan. How is a life of servitude suiting you?" Naruto gulped and brushed away a stray strand of hair. "F-fine Kakashi-sensei," he replied. "Oh, don't call me that," the Jounin said. "That makes me feel old." Naruto eyed the man incredulously before eeping in surprise. Kakashi's gloved hand was now placed on his knee, the thumb lightly rubbing the skin. "K-kak-kashi-sensei?," Naruto blushed. The masked man didn't respond, just kept his eye on his orange novel as his hand began to rise higher. "K-ka-kakashi?!," Naruto whispered, gulping. "hmm?," the jounin asked, still reading his hentai. "C-could you r-remove your hand, p-pleee-ease!," Naruto squeaked, trying to scramble back. He could feel his chakra fluxuating as he fought to keep control off his henge and his concealment. 'OMG, NO!! I'm going to get raped by my SENSEI!! AGHHHHH!!' Naruto screamed out in embarrassment as the hand slipped under his skirt, touching the skin of his inner thigh. Almost instantly Sasuke was there, ripping off Kakashi's hand, grabbing Naruto's and speeding out of the training grounds, his sharigan whirling. Kakashi just gazed off into the distance, before getting to his feet and brushing himself off. Sakura was staring at the entrance of the grounds as well, crying as she recalled how quickly Sasuke ran out of there, Aki-chan in tow. "K-kakshi-sensei….?," the girl mumbled. The jounin patted the pink-haired head of his subordinate before turning the page of his book. "Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow Sakura," the scarecrow said before poofing away. Sakura trudged home….alone.

Still running at speeds Naruto didn't like while wearing a short skirt, the two had finally made it to the empty road leading to the Uchiha compounds. Seeing this as an opportune moment, Naruto pulled himself from the Uchiha's grip (God, Sasuke was going to crush his wrist with that grip!) and came to a stop, catching his breathe. Sasuke spun around and faced him, still glaring but at what Naruto didn't know. "G-god….what the hell is your problem? You didn't have to bruise me if you wanted to leave, ya know?!," Naruto yelled at the stoic teen. Sasuke's eyes narrowed more, the frown tightening on his lips. "Is this how you treat everyone who does you a favor?," the raven asked, still fuming. Behind his eyes he could see clearly the hand of their teacher that had slid up his dobe's leg. 'No –wait! He's not mine, not mine!!' Sasuke mentally beat himself for the thought while his ears caught the end of Naruto's retort. Something about jealous ice pricks and possessive Uchihas. "Whatever, dobe," Sasuke mumbled, ignoring the screech that followed, even more high-pitched because of Naruto's henged body. "Stupid asshole!!," Naruto yelled before putting his hands together and dropping his henge. The blonde stomped angrily after Sasuke, his cheeks lightly pink as he recalled that Sasuke had saved his virginity but he was still a bastard. The two rounded the corner to the Uchiha mansion's front gate when a voice made both of them freeze.

"Naruto? No way…." The blonde turned and nearly fainted in humiliation as Neji stood merely five feet away, the blind eyes wide in their sockets and taking in the sight of the dress-clad blonde. Naruto began to mumble all sorts of incoherent things, trying to come up with an excuse but before he could he was given the shock of his life when blood began to gush from the byakkugan-weilder's nose. Sasuke too was shocked but more then anything he was enraged. What was with all the shinobi today? The raven activated his sharigan and lunged at the Hyuuga, kicking him in the shin and then in the ass and away from the Uchiha compounds. Naruto started yelling, something about poor Neji and how much of a bastard Sasuke was. All Sasuke could think about was how he had started to see the boner in the pale-eyed teen's pants before he had literally kicked his ass out of there. Again grabbing Naruto's wrist, Sasuke dragged Naruto into the house, slammed the door shut and grabbed the blonde's shoulders. "You are not to go outside anymore, dobe," was all he said, as he leaned over the shorter boy ominously, before releasing him and stalking away upstairs. Naruto could only gulp and calm himself down as Sasuke disappeared. The raven had never used the sharigan on him before. The blonde knew that now was not the time to mess around with Sasuke, especially with the week's incidents so far. 'Still….he's just way too possessive,' Naruto thought, huffing as he hurried into the kitchen. It was almost lunch anyways.