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Thursday, 25 September 2014

Beach Babes

Summary: Tracks has always been Cyber Shores number one Beach Babe. But a new rival, and a possible love interest, might lose him that title. Let the battle for the most beautiful mech on the beach begin! Slash, Mild Language and childish behavior SwxTracks; MxSS
Rating: T

Chapter 3

This was pure bliss.

Starscream shifted against his towel, enjoying the hot rays lighting upon his frame, and the even hotter glances being shot his way. It was a little early in the orn he knew, but soon he would be surrounded by his adoring masses, each and every one of them tripping over themselves to bring utter joy to the seeker's life.

And even better, there would be no stupid Tracks to interfere.

Truly, this was bliss.

The Decepticon shrieked in horror as suddenly a load of sand was kicked over his resting frame, sticking to the lotion he had just applied and getting into his delicate seams and joints. Heaving wildly, Starscream sat up, attempting to brush the sand from his faceplates so he could see. When he finally managed that, the seeker couldn't help but to gape in shock at the winged Autobot smiling back at him.

“Oh, dear,” Tracks cooed innocently. “I'm ever so sorry.... There just was this nasty little crab 'bot. I was so busy trying to kick it away, that I didn't see you there!” The corvette waved his servo in the air flippantly, that smile of pure naivety still plastered on his lip components. “In either case, I bet that'll all wash right off,” he said to the other mech, before turning around, “I think I'll go have a drink!”

Starscream growled, leaping to his pedes as the Autobot skipped off, humming as if he didn't have a care in the world.

XxXxXxX

Groaning, Soundwave rose up out bed slowly, the beginnings of a processor-ache beating just behind his optics. For a moment, he didn't remember where he was or who he was, but then everything came rushing back in and he groaned again -this time in bliss. Though his memory might still be a little spotty, he could remember that last night he had a delicious meal with one of the most beautiful 'bots he had ever seen; followed by a steamy interface session that still warmed his circuits just thinking about it.

Almost giddily, the Decepticon turned to his berth partner..... and practically deflated when he saw Tracks was no longer there. A note though had been left on the pillow. Soundwave snatched it up immediately, pouring over the finely scrawled 'Gone to the Beach. See you later, Love', refraining from brushing his own lip components over the lipstick kiss marked on the paper. Glancing at the clock on the nightstand beside the bed, the blue mech saw that it was already going on ten o'clock. Subspacing the note (he'd pull it out to look at it later, he knew) Soundwave got to his pedes, hurrying for the shower.

He didn't know for how long Tracks had already been down at the beach, but the communications officer was determined to meet up with him before lunch. Maybe the corvette would even allow him the honour of taking him out for another date.

XxXxXxX

“A drink for you sir,” the bartender politely interrupted, “From the mech down the counter.”

Tracks glanced over his shoulder tire, first at the bartender, and then the mech he'd mentioned, before smiling sultrily and taking the glass offered to him. “Thank you,” he said, watching delightedly as the bartender blushed a little bit despite his attempts to remain unaffected by the corvette's coy flirting. Swirling the nut in his martini, Tracks turned his attention back to the beach, watching all the mechs and femmes with half-shuttered, calculating optics.

It was almost mid-orn and the beach was starting to swell with 'bots as more and more of them woke up and headed out for the orn. Tracks looked forward when the masses would hit the peak of population, resulting in new and old admirers flocking to the beautiful, sleek Autobot, showering him with their love and adoration. And of course, their credits. The corvette smirked slightly at the thought, his lips just lighting on the rim of his glass as he mulled over those gorgeous, shiny credits.

He wondered idly who he could seduce into a five-star dinner. Maybe that Decepticon from before? The one who so graciously offered a shower and dinner for Tracks last night, followed by a quick round of 'facing. Tracks hummed merrily at the thought. Soundwave was not a bad catch. He was just as good with his servos as he was forking out credits.

Now, if he only didn't have to worry about him.

Blue optics narrowed, scanning the crowds again, this time with intense scrutiny. So far he hadn't seen sign of those gaudy wings since earlier that morning, and Primus, did Tracks hope it would stay that way. Yet, he wasn't so naive to believe that it would. Stupidity made fools brave and this Starscream had to be the biggest, boldest, ugliest idiot this side of Cybertron. The Autobot wasn't about to take someone trying to steal his turf sitting down, and he knew without a doubt that the jet was just as ready to challenge him on every front.

It was best to be on his constant guard.

“Hey babe.....”

But, best to worry about that later.

Tracks turned to the speaker, lip components pursed sensually and dim optics glowing coyly up at the handsome Autobot that leaned against the counter near him. The green mech grinned brightly at the corvette's obvious interest before inching closer, making sure to flex his arms a little. “Hello, to yourself, love. What can lil' ol' me do for you?”

“Well,” the stranger said in reply to the purr, watching as those plump lip components pressed delicately on the edge of the glass while Tracks helped himself to his drink, “You can- WHAT THE FRAG?!?!”

The mech jumped back as the corvette suddenly spat his drink on him, dousing his front in a nasty blend of warm high-grade and oil. Making a face, Tracks slammed his drink onto the bar's counter, coughing and spitting some more as he tried to stare down at his stained glossa; ignoring the other Autobot who was growling and grumbling in ire, trying to wipe his chestplates clean.

“You fragging whore! What the slag was that all about!? Why the slag are you-”

Tuning him out, the corvette turned and spat on the sand once more, trying to think through the agony of his taste sensors why his seemingly innocent martini was suddenly burning his mouth! Attempting not to whimper at the aching tingle now covering every inch of his glossa, which was starting to feel swollen and heavy -and oh dear Primus, was it turning GREEN?!- glancing up just as his admirer finally gave up with a frustrated snarl and stomped off.

Only to find a magenta wing turning around the other side of the bar; obnoxious cackling following in its path.

Realization hitting him, Tracks slammed his fist on the counter, snarling, knocking his evidently tainted drink to the side. Oh, that's how the Decepticon wanted to play it?! Fine!

This was war!

XxXxXxX

Starscream hummed as he reapplied his sunscreen, sliding his long fingers sensually down each thigh and cupping his codpiece suggestively. His lip components curled in a smirk when he saw optics flash brightly at his actions, feeling all the better as he quickly roved the crowds, finding no shine of over-glossed white wings. It had taken him forever to wash that nasty, gritty sand off, but the payback was worth it.

That ugly, little corvette never saw it coming when the Decepticon poured a special, colour-changing hot sauce into his martini.

Watching Tracks spew his drink all over his admirer was priceless!

Starscream chuckled in memory of how horrified the Autobot had looked, reveling in the burning pride that thrummed heavily in his spark. He had bested the other mech not once, but twice now, and each time, Tracks looked more and more the fool. Soon, he'd have no more worshippers left and the seeker would finally rule this beach as a symbol of passion and beauty divine! Wings shivering excitedly, Starscream pondered on what he should do now in the glory of his recent victory.

“Hmmm....,” he cooed to himself, watching as 'bots passed by, with food and drink in servo. “I think it's time I made another trip to the bar.”

Rising up fluidly, the jet took a few moments to bend over slow and low, gathering his things together at a snail's pace, while flaunting off his shiny aft to nearby watchers. Starscream smirked again when he saw 'bots either stare in dumbfounded lust or otherwise turn their burning cheekplates away from the highly sexual sight. Ego fluffed up a few, hundred more notches, the magenta mech sauntered off with a sexy stride to the beach bar; pretending not to notice the gradual throng of horny 'bots that grew in his wake.

XxXxXxX

Swindle loved the beach.

Oh, don't misunderstand. He didn't so much care for the weather, or the fine sand, or the cool waves or even the pretty 'bots slathered in lotion. No, what he loved best about the beach was the tourists. They were a scammer's dream come true! A one true love! You could sell anything -from poorly knitted beanbag keychains to glitter-glue glam shell jewelry- and still make a fortune. There was something about 'bots coming in, and even some locals, that made them utterly hopeless romantics for the beach and its boardwalks; loosening the lips of their purses and making them so dumb-foundedly generous, even in the face of an obvious hawker.

Truly, if there was a haven for greedy, sly merchant..... it would be Cyber Shores.

Looking over the roving crowds of tourists and just regular beach-goers, the tan mech just felt that today was going to be an exceptionally, wonderful orn. “.....excuse me? You're Swindle?”

The merchant perked at the sultry vocalizer, turning around and feasting his optics on the slim mech that stood behind him; servos resting on his one cocked hip, and a curious pout forming on rouge lip components. The red mark on his chest distinguished him as an Autobot. For a moment, the thought of sales and profits was far from Swindle's processor. “Y-yes,” he grinned, shaking his helm shortly to get back into focus. The Decepticon cupped his servos together, rubbing them slightly in greedy fashion. “That is I. How may I help you?”

The other mech did not seem amused or even remotely flattered by the quick leer the merchant had given him. “Listen,” the Autobot replied impatiently, leaning forward, giving Swindle an even closer, more personal overview of his stream-lined chassis and freshly-waxed plating. Probably more than he had actually meant to. “I hear that you're the shoddy pusher on this boardwalk that sells colour-staining dyes and sauces. A regular practical joker, you are.”

Swindle tried not to frown at the biting accusation in that statement. “Now, now.... There's no need to get rude. Some of my wares may be immature, sure, but I can assure you I'm not-”

“Oh, save me the sales pitch,” the stranger sniffed, leaning back; crossing his arms over his chestplates as his wings gave a little twitch behind him. “I don't care to hear your excuses, merchant. I want to know.....” The blue optics narrowed, glimmering mischievously. “What else do you have in stock?”

His mouth had just been opening to protest against, first, the Autobot interrupting him and then insulting him again, when the jeep found his complaints falling off the edge of his glossa silently. He immediately grinned, turning his best (and sleaziest) smile up to the corvette. “Well, my dear, I've got some of the best items in stock. The question is,” he purred, pulling out a datapad from subspace and handing it to the waiting mech, “What exactly do you need?”

The stranger snatched the datapad away from Swindle quickly, scrolling through the inventory displayed on the screen; his optics growing brighter and brighter by the astrosecond. “This one,” he breathed excitedly, turning the datapad to the merchant, his slender finger tapping at the item in question. “I would like to buy this one.”

The Decepticon beamed. “A nice choice, might I just say? Very profound, very..... impacting. Great for some quiet, little fun or harmless revenge plots.” Swindle took the datapad back from the Autobot, slipping it into subspace once more. “Unfortunately,” he continued, still smiling in that nauseating fashion of his, “This glorious, lil' babe isn't cheap. It's actually quite pricier on my list of wares.”

At the mention of money, the stranger frowned. “....How much?,” he hesitantly asked.

Swindle looked at his fingers casually. “Two hundred credits.”

“Two hun-” The corvette bit off the rest of his exclamation, glancing to the side as he mulled over the set price. It was more money than what he would have liked to part with...... but this was necessary. This was his honour that was at stake! Glancing back at the merchant, the mech fixed a sultry smile on his face, leaning forward again; purring as he caught Swindle once again freeze momentarily at the alluring sight.

“Maybe we can discuss a..... discount?,” he prompted carefully, keeping his tone warm but tempting.

The merchant actually struggled to tear his attention away from the glistening chestplates for an astrosecond; turning a suspicious glare up at the Autobot. “....What kind of discount?,” he demanded. “If you're asking-”

A finger pressed itself to his lip components softly. “Ssh, ssh, shh, darling,” the stranger continued to purr. “What I'm proposing is only a fair exchange. You give me what I want for, oh..... let's say, half-off. And I'll give you what you want, for two cycles. Deal?”

Half-Off. Evil words, to Swindle. Just as much as discount. Well..... when it was coming out of someone else's mouth, that is. But this..... He eyed the corvette up and down, breathing in his sweet scented wax, thinking. It wasn't a bad trade, overall. It had been a while since he'd last 'faced with someone, and he usually avoided street whores because of their .....additional gifts..... and legal pleasure 'bots, though nice, weren't worth the constant credits they demanded, he believed. But what this Autobot was offering seemed.....

“Alright,” the Decepticon grinned back, grabbing the other's wrist and pulling his finger away from his mouth. “Two cycles, as you said, and you can have it for a hundred credits. Let's complete this transaction, shall we?”

The stranger rolled his optical sensors as Swindle turned around, following at his pedes silently back to the merchant's hotel room.

XxXxXxX

“Why, thank you,” Starscream purred as he was handed yet another drink from one of his growing flock of followers. The jet barely glanced at the mech, accepting his sigh of praise and his roving gaze, before glancing about the rest of the beach; surveying his freshly-won territory. There was something to be said about feeling on top of the world.

Having been there once before, literally, Starscream felt quite at home with the level of adoration that was surrounding him. Still, it felt as if something was missing..... Something.....

The seeker lifted his glass to his mouth, sipping at the straw as he tried to ponder exactly what it was that this experience needed to be complete. He- “Ack!! G-gross!!” Starscream lurched up in his seat, holding his glass away from him as he gagged; too prideful to spit up, but disgusted by the unpleasant taste covering his glossa. Covering his mouth, he turned to the mech that had given him the drink, almost trembling as he tried to hold in his rage.

'Calm down, Starscream. Don't kill the impudent fool yet.... You need to get them to love you; worship you. Then you can pick off the insignificant morons.'

Attempting to smile, and having it only turn into a grimace, Starscream slowly lowered his servo, sitting up straight in his chair. “L-love....,” he forced himself to say meekly, “T-this drink.... it's not low-sulfate. Please, if you'd be so kind, run back and get me another with low-sulfate?”

“O-o-o-oh,” the mech stammered, blushing in utter humiliation, “Y-yes! Of course! I-i'll get you another one, right away!” Taking the cup from the jet's servos, the bumbling fool turned and took off across the sands, heading for the beach's bar.

“....idiot,” Starscream hissed under his breath as he reclined once more in his seat, sighing blissfully at the warm rays touching down on him.

“Enjoying the sun, I see?”

The Decepticon jumped up in his seat at the unexpected question, whirling around and facing the new mech that stood at his chair side. “M-megatron?!,” he gaped. Starscream flushed magenta as he realized how silly he sounded, hurrying to smooth the stutter out of his tone and get back into control of the situation before the older Decepticon had surprised him. “W-what..... What an unexpected surprise! For us to bump into each other twice in a couple orns.... You wouldn't happen to be stalking me, now would you?”

Megatron laughed lowly at his coy question, and the sound sent pleasant chills down the seeker's backstruts. “That, my lil' seeker, would require subtlety. Which would then be rendered pointless, by coming out and directly talking to you, would it not?,” he replied.

A mech who was just as witty as he was handsome. Starscream leaned back in his seat, shifting until he could both comfortably look up at the larger Decepticon and show off his glistening curves at the same time. “Yes, you are right,” he purred, smiling sultrily, “But I must say, this is a change of pace, I don't mind all the same. Come; join me. I'm sure you'd enjoy the sun -you're beginning to look a little drab, dear Megatron.”

“As tempting as that sounds,” Megatron smirked back, “I'm afraid I must decline. I only came out to look for an associate of mine. I'm afraid he's forgotten that we have a board meeting in half a cycle.”

A wing twitched in mute surprise. “Oooh,” he cooed, processor racing, “A board meeting huh? I wasn't aware you were here on business. What sort of work do you do?” Guessing by well-maintained, if a little old, the other Decepticon appeared, Starscream would have to guess it was a job that both allowed Megatron freedom to do as he wished, while also lining his accounts with credits.

Apparently, the grey mech knew what he was thinking though, because that smirk grew a couple inches longer in unholy amusement. “The important kind,” he answered vaguely.

Starscream tried his best not to pout. Seeing as how he wasn't getting anywhere with that tangent, the seeker jumped back onto a topic he was more familiar with: himself. “Ahh,” he sighed sagely, letting a servo slide down his thigh sensually, before resting it at the bend in his knee, “Sounds dreadfully boring..... I'm almost insulted that you would rather attend that, than sit with me..... but I suppose I can forgive you, it being work and all.”

Again, Megatron chuckled richly at the jet's brazen comments, his red optics flaring for a moment as they settled on the smaller mech again. “Another time, perhaps,” he assured Starscream. His gaze turned off to the side quickly, before returning to him. “But I can see that you're busy, as it is. Take care under the sun, Starscream. I would not want such a lovely frame to be bleached by harsh rays.”

Starscream opened his mouth in protest as the older Decepticon turned around, but he caught sight of one of his admirers from the corner of his peripheral and swallowed back anything else he might have shouted after Megatron. Stupid followers, he scowled for a moment, turning face-forwards in his seat once again. He couldn't have any of them around whenever Megatron was nearby -they'd blow his chances with the grey Decepticon!

And that's when it hit him.

Megatron! He was the perfect candidate to be his summer boy toy! Rich..... funny..... smart enough to understand what the slag Starscream was talking about when he boasted about his achievements or his Vosian roots..... Could there possibly be any better choice, in this pitiful, tourist-trap on the planet?

Taking the new drink from his admirer, Starscream leaned back in his chair, giggling excitedly as he brought the straw to his lips. No, he didn't think s-

XxXxXxX

Waiting for the moment when the sleazy, two-faced 'con had the drink close to his face had been almost agonizing.

Lifting his servo up, finger poised over the button in anticipation had almost killed him.

Watching as the little grenade in the slut's drink responded to the wireless detonation, imploding in a glass of frothy, pink low-grade; sending chunks of goodies, sticky magenta and a little umbrella flying everywhere..... perfect.

Listening as Starscream leapt to his pedes, shrieking and cursing colorfully as he tried to wipe the gunk from his optics in rage -now that was priceless.

Humming to himself, Tracks turned away from the bar's edge, throwing the little handheld detonator into the nearest trash can and grabbing his drink from the bartender. He could still hear Starscream making a foolish fuss, even as he walked down to his spot on the beach; smiling and waving at every mech and femme that he passed. Seeing how their optics lit up and some of them blushed at the corvette's attentions, made the Autobot feel a little better about the horribleness of today.

After all, he had just won his beach back from the stupid seeker who had dared to think he could steal it away from him -and with enough time to still soak up some sun and maybe catch himself another mech for the night.

“Ahhh.....,” Tracks sighed, plopping down into his waiting beach chair. “What a beautiful day.”

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